ID | #1614779592 |
Added | Wed, 03/03/2021 |
Author | July N. |
Sources | Ron Halliday, UFO Scotland
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Phenomena | |
Status | Research
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A man named Brian Wilson was working late one night at a local pizza parlor when a couple of "rather small" adults, who had a somewhat "one-sided" appearance, walked up to the counter, raised their right hands, and announced:
"Hello, we are Americans!
"What would you like?" - Brian asked them, to which they objected:
"What are you doing?»
"Pizza," Brian said."What is pizza?» asked about the alleged Americans.
The couple watched intently as Brian prepared two pizzas with cheese and tomatoes. All the while, the man "continued to look around the store as if he had never been to a pizzeria before." The woman then pointed to a bowl of green peppers and asked what they were.
By this time, Brian's colleague Doug had also noticed that there was something rather odd about the pair, and the two chefs exchanged incredulous glances as Brian carefully explained what pepper was.
"Do they taste good?» the woman asked herself.
While the couple waited in silence for their pizza (with green peppers) to be cooked, other shoppers went in and out of the store as usual. As soon as their order was ready, the distinguished Americans paid the bill. Each of them took a bite of the pizza and threw the rest in the trash outside the store.
Brian suspected that his visitors could be literally from another planet.
"I've read stories about aliens masquerading as humans," he told investigators. "These two people gave the impression of being human, but they didn't handle it very well!»
Original news
Location. New Town, Edinburgh, Scotland
Date: 1990
Time: late night
A man named Brian Wilson was working the late shift one night at a local Pizza Parlor when a pair of “rather small” adults, who had a somewhat “lopsided” look about them, approached the counter, raised their right hands, and announced; “Hi, We’re Americans!” “What would you like?” Brian asked them, to which they countered, “What do you make?”
“Pizzas” replied Brian.
“What are pizzas?” enquired the supposed Americans.
The couple watched Brian intently as he prepared two cheese and tomato pizzas. All the while, the male “kept looking around the shop like he’d never been in a pizza parlor before”. Then the female pointed to a bowl of green peppers and asked what they were. By now, Brian’s colleague Doug had also noticed that there was something rather odd about the pair, and the two chefs exchanged glances of disbelief as Brian carefully explained what a pepper was. “Do they taste nice?” wondered the female. As the pair waited in silence for their pizzas (complete with green peppers) to cook, other customers came in and out of the shop as usual. Once their order was ready, the extraordinary Americans settled their bill. Each took a single bite out of their pizza then threw the remainder into the bin outside the shop.
Brian entertained a suspicion that his visitors may have literally been from another planet “I had read stories on the subject of aliens masquerading as human beings,” he told investigators. “These two individuals came across as acting as humans, but not doing a very good job of it!”
Source: Ron Halliday, UFO Scotland
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