The VelociPastor

After the death of his parents, Catholic priest Doug goes to China to restore faith in God, because that is where, in his opinion, the Lord would not have followed him. But instead of gaining faith, he accidentally acquires the ability to transform into a bloodthirsty dinosaur.

Returning to the States and unable to resist the growing hunger, Doug changes form, kills a street robber and thus saves the prostitute Carol. The next day, he is horrified by what he has done, but Carol convinces him to use his unusual abilities for good. The priest goes on the warpath with crime.

Representatives of the Chinese Christian Church decide to implement a plan to take over the world: they train ninjas, planning to sell cocaine on the streets, and then at meetings of narcotics anonymous to recruit new followers and turn them into ninjas.

Doug kills Carol's pimp, who blew up his parents ' car, causing their deaths. Doug's mentor believes that his transformation into a dinosaur is the work of demons, and decides to turn to a familiar exorcist. During the session, Doug turns into a dinosaur and injures the mentor.

The head of a Chinese Christian Church kidnaps Dag's mentor and tries to recruit him, but he refuses, after which he is killed.

In the morning, when Doug and Carol are basking in bed, the ninjas burst into the room. Carol and Doug defeat them, but Odin manages to tell them about Doug's dead mentor before he dies. After that, Doug goes to take revenge in the ninja camp. There, he meets the right hand of the head of the Chinese Church – his own brother, who all his life envied Doug's relationship with his parents. While Doug fights with his brother, Carol is fatally wounded. This provokes Doug to turn into a dinosaur and kill all the remaining ninjas in the camp, including the head of the Church.

Doug takes Carol to the hospital, where she recovers fairly quickly. After that, she and Doug leave to protect the world from evil.